Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
by Lil cock sucker November 06, 2019
Ethan is the name of a king or god. He is cool, funny, negative at times, and definitely a leader. He is loving towards his family and good to his friends, but if you get on his bad side, be prepared for the worst. Even if all else states otherwise, he is an enigma which can only be truly comprehended by his closest family members. Some will say he has an evil spirit and no soul. Some say he is a pessimist, but he doesn’t take that as an insult, he takes it in as feedback that can help him. He does not like authority at all, and completely defies it. He tries to make his own authority for others to follow. He can’t stand people that don’t have a sense of humor. He is drawn greatly to artistic talent and loves anything that requires great artistic ability. Sometimes you would even think that he isn’t human because right after an injury he bounces right back up like nothing in his way can stop him. He is amazing and you would be lucky to be close to this person
by Ethanos November 26, 2018
by Turts the god May 22, 2020
"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
by Gay boi 100 February 08, 2018
The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.
by Publius The Monkey April 17, 2017
by Trippie Blue October 10, 2018