A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.
2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
by Zombiewriter75 January 16, 2024
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
When a man/woman is being fucked in every hole.
Made famous on PornHub, and that fucking disgusting but orgasmic scene in Spartacus.
Made famous on PornHub, and that fucking disgusting but orgasmic scene in Spartacus.
Random Porn producer “Our channels losing views, what do we do?”
Ron Jeremy “Get that mail order Russian whore and leave no empty hole”
Ron Jeremy “Get that mail order Russian whore and leave no empty hole”
by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018
Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"
by Dresden06 January 13, 2023
People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.
I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.
by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020
#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS March 23, 2016