Sycamore Hills Elementary School

A school I go to

Is a rude school

Overprotective

And dusty.

Sycamore hills elementary school smells!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 19, 2023

certain element

a phrase used by closet bigots to make reference to blacks, hispanics, or any other racial group the bigot dislikes; the phrase allows the bigot to get the message accross while maintaining a false facade of propriety

Our local schools were better twenty years ago -- since then, a certain element has moved in.

by Big Steve September 7, 2004

Elder High School

Police training academy for underprivileged kids who didn’t get into any other schools

Jimmy didn’t get into St X so he’s gonna go to Elder High School to become a cop

by Tiggle Bitty Boys September 12, 2019

Elemental

A human-like creature that can control a certain element of matter. (Earth, Air, Water, Fire)

Snow ladies are considered elementals

by ace122 March 16, 2014

Oak Knoll Elementary School

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.

A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.

by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008

eldercut

An out-of-style haircut. A haircut your elders might order. Usually used by a young person ordering an out-of-date haircut style.

Barber: What'll it be today.

Jimmy: Better make it an eldercut. I've got a job interview this week.

by Steve Hartman July 21, 2008

Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009