by abx23 April 14, 2021
Get the ego fnaf sr mug.That middle aged guy frothing milk has game ego bad because he's Commander III in The Ultimate Galaxy and that's why he's smiling and looking satisfied with himself, even tho he's making $10 an hour and his 18 year old boss just yelled at him.
by JessicaWalters April 20, 2021
Get the game ego mug.Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
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noun (n)
A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
noun (n)
A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
by uberlooks June 11, 2022
Get the Ego Trader mug.Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).
by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022
Get the Ego height mug.“Oh, you see Sarah? She’s an ego baby, poor thing. If only she could be allowed to do what she wanted with her life instead of being forced to become a doctor or lawyer. What a shame.”
by Star~ September 4, 2022
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"nikacado avacaddo is so....... stubborn he has a MASSIVE ego".
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