Edward Cullen

ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.

Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.

I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.

Why would he????

Get a life people

Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted

by Edward Cullen gay April 1, 2009

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009

Edward Cullen

A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.

Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!

Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!

Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?

by edwardhater May 26, 2010

Edward Cullen

A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?

P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.

Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!

Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.

Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!

Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.

by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

Edward Bilington-cliff

A person's name, also it has a meaning of dooshbag.

see "douche".

"Edward Bilington-cliff is such a dooshbag."

"Obviously"

by Adam Selby October 19, 2008

Edward Jack Hands

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.

Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.

by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008

edward

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

Fuck twilight Made the name Edward shit

by Namemeaning9943 September 24, 2017