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Eddy Pitts

a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger
oh no here comes Eddy Pitts! everyone hide your food!
by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018
mugGet the Eddy Pittsmug.

eddie martin

He has a big dong and loves singing songs
by Nats_21 February 1, 2015
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king eddie

A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.
John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
by Johnboy1995 May 28, 2018
mugGet the king eddiemug.

Eddie Jones

A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!

Me: nevermind.
by natswords July 20, 2021
mugGet the Eddie Jonesmug.

Eddy kackt

A word you use when you are talking to Eddy.
Most likely using it during Discord calls.
Usually there is a lot of confusion after saying that.
Eddy kackt auf dem Pot.
Eddy kackt richtig hart.
Eddy kackt einfach so.
Eddy kackt dir ins Hirn.
Eddy kackt in deinen Nacken einen Kanacken.

Synonyme: Eddy kekt , Eddy kotet, Eddy muss ganz dringend groß.
by Yèét February 15, 2020
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eddie clarke

Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke
by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020
mugGet the eddie clarkemug.

Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success
by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012
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