Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

dick email

An email sent by someone you dont know with pictures of random dicks

Yo becky i got a dick email last night

by fishy licker September 8, 2016

lip emailing

when you type an email with your lips

i love lip emailing my emails

by arthurlover March 1, 2017

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by Qualzz March 19, 2020

honk.email

Honk email is an emailing service used by 15yr old's who use public dork's to find exploitable websites and then brag about it to feed the ego

Ooo you use honk.email this man gay then

by dorsen October 20, 2020

Dirty Email

When you send a business email bereft of any introductions, platitudes, or business jargon... just a here it is.

Hey just sent you a dirty email - with nothing but the file attached.

by Jennaskolj November 5, 2020