Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Driving Naked in Arizona

Masturbation

My wife caught me Driving Naked in Arizona again

by C A Seine January 11, 2022

drivingtweek

very disappointed, extremely disappointed, severally disappointed

Person 1: it’s a bird!

Person 2:it’s a plane!
Person 3:no…it’s drivingtweek!
Society: *disappointed noises*

by Abelll December 19, 2021

Driving Style

When someone is going insane over spilled juice.

Jake-why you going so driving style

by Madison, pseudonym February 28, 2022

Driving age

The age you can Drive

I can't Wait for me being at the Driving age

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Driving Bitch Face

Whilst driving a 90’s Japanese Sports car that look of satisfaction that is embedded so deeply one could confuse it with adultery

Al- “Yo Davo! Looks like you really love driving your S4 RX7?”
Davo- Sitting behind the wheel, silence, nothing but - Driving Bitch Face…
Al-“respect..”

by Dip1nutNowgit2? March 24, 2022

Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022