Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Drinkoutofacanoholic

1) A person who enjoys drinking from cans and/or cannot seem to stop doing so

2) Someone who drinks from any recycled vessels other than water bottles

I always see Rain refilling her used aluminum with water at school; she’s a total drinkoutofacanoholic.

(Sorry, Dom, I told you I coined the term, and now it’s in the dictionary.)

by THUNDER >:D November 9, 2025

Drinkoutofacanoholic

1) A person who enjoys drinking from aluminum cans and can’t/won’t stop

2) Someone who drinks from recycled vessels rather than any sort of water bottle

That girl is always refilling her empty aluminum cans with water at school; she’s totally a drinkoutofacanoholic!!

by THUNDER >:D November 9, 2025

Doinksed

Doink- plural past tense

I hit him in the head with a football, he really got doinksed!

by HSJAANSHAHABAH November 29, 2025

Doink

A 12mm tipped paper rolled eighth of ground flower, consumed as a connoisseur.

Also known as a Thoink if there is more flower length or girth.

Also known as a Boink if it’s in a 10mm or 12mm tip but in the less than 3.5 gram category.

Hold that doink pointed down.

by TiCUFF January 21, 2026

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011