Dova dive

When reaching into a cup and your hand gets stuck

Don't Dova dive in that cup

by Robjhump June 5, 2014

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018

Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Ducking and diving

Rhyming slang for skiving

I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.

by spiltseed March 20, 2019

leisure dive

Jumping in mid-air over (usually) a body of water and striking a leisurely pose as if, say, laying on the beach reading a book.

John's leisure dive of him in a full tux with a martini glass over the pool was epic.

by bbcplease March 15, 2014

stall dive

When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.

Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...

by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014

Skin Diving

Performing the act of cunnilingus on a completely shorn vulva.

“Brohim, my gal got laser hair removal so now I’m skin diving instead of muff diving.”

by HR49 August 17, 2022