ditch some beef

to punch, knockout or otherwise render incapacitated. Also to make doodie.

that guy is talking to my lady; i'm going to ditch some beef on him

it stinks in this bathroom; who's ditched some beef

by DEF6 January 14, 2008

Ding Sex Ditch

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

by That guy next door November 21, 2016

last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.

Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.

by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016

Dot-dot-ditch

When someone begins replying to a message (causing the bubble with dots to appear), and then stops completely, leaving you expecting a response that will never come. Comes from the phrase “ding-dong-ditch”

I asked Jared if he wanted to hang out, but he dot-dot-ditched me, so apparently he’s not interested.

by TellyP November 23, 2018

Dong Dong Ditch

The sexual version of ding dong ditch where you slap your penis on the outside of a girl's vagina several times before bolting out of the room and leaving.

I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I wanted to know that I could, so I dong dong ditched her.

by electric_wings November 15, 2018

Itch In My Ditch

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

by slamhounder August 5, 2010

Digg Dong Ditch

Playing ding-dong-ditch, except when the person answers the door and shuts it, they might go outside and look around. When they do, you run inside, find the smallest item to steal, run back outside, dig a hole, and put the item in, without being caught.

Roger played Digg Dong Ditch. He ran inside the persons house, stole a coffee mug, and dug it in the persons front yard when they went back inside.

by Jimmy Oats April 14, 2008