-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
by Danussy August 31, 2022
Get the Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate mug.The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
by Gradd November 29, 2022
Get the 500 teeth dinosaur mug.A word chomping, grammar stomping, prehistoric writing rebel. Don’t pick a bone with this fierce queen. You’ll get jurasskicked. Her wit has bite and her words will smite. If you ever have the honor of calling her friend, she will tyrannosaurus wreck your world with her badassery. True to the core, loyal at heart, she is dino-mite!
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by meispuginasock May 27, 2020
Get the Turkey - dinosour mug.A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.
by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003
Get the dinosaur mug.A tall guy that has a big nose who thinks he's all that and sings bad songs in a bad voice. Gets made fun of a lot and doesn't do anything about it.
by T-Taing June 20, 2007
Get the Donosaur mug.An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.
AKA The cowgirl position.
AKA The cowgirl position.
"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."
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