The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.

" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"

Dignity Ditch by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007

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tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

tongue shovel her stink ditch by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

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sex ditch

another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.

i'm gunna do her right in the sex ditch
or
I don't wanna touch your sex ditch

sex ditch by courteney F November 18, 2006

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Duke and ditch

shit and leave without flushing.

It was the girl's turn to clean the bathrooms, so the guys duked and ditched in all the stalls.

Duke and ditch by Dyztint December 4, 2003

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