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David

Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls
David
by sexGod12321233 January 10, 2010
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David

Best lover, this guy really knows how to show a woman a good time. David is the adonis of the male world, he's the alpha male, the main man. This man is a million times better than any Adrian. Every girl should have a David, they wont go back once they have had a piece of David
That guy with all those women must be a David
by Daffid February 2, 2010
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David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"
by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008
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David

1. Woman : take it out !
2. Man : Ok ! * takes it out *
3. Woman: WOW THATS A DAVID !
by DjpartyboiixD September 9, 2011
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David

Sexiest man alive; knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day; can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy; always wants what is best for the people he cares about most; gets along with almost everyone; is not afraid to be himself; is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.
He's a David
by SusieMcGiggleBriches February 24, 2010
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david blaine

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.
i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened
by crisp January 11, 2009
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David

An amazingly patient and forgiving man. He's brave and strong and any girl would be lucky to have him. His favorite things include guns, airplanes and xbox. He's smart, funny and very handsome. And of course, he's a SEX GOD. Basically perfect in every way.
Holy crap, I can't believe I'm the lucky girl who gets to marry David!
by drk1407 June 9, 2011
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