Delph

Last minute rejection of an arrangement that seemed all but done.

Named after Premier League footballer, Fabian Delph's last minute decision not to join Manchester City despite being booking in for a medical assessment later that day.

"Sorry to hear about the wedding. I can't believe she'd delph you like that."

by ibpants August 9, 2015

derpbot475

someone who gives ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅ဪ꧅#6969 cool person

person1:@derpbot475

person2:banned

by aedsg June 11, 2021

derparade

a common beverage ingested by derpaholics which helps to manage inflammation of derpes

derp 1: yo man i got some serious derpes right now

derp 2: don't worry just go drink some of that derparade

by obie one kah derpe July 10, 2011

Derp

Something your annoying friend says after you've typed something really long and important that she doesn't bother to read.

Chelsea is so damn annoying, she won't stop saying derp to me.

by Mysterious Mustached Wizard July 13, 2012

derp

Derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs

farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm raping them
farmer: STOP! THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP

by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011

Derp

The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary

You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.

by Daraghderp November 16, 2010

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010