cognitive deficit

what my ADHD brain is experiencing (economically) due to a national adderral shortage

On top of trying to be productive during inflation times I’m in cognitive deficit now bc of the adderral shortage. So if you see some emails that are straight up unintelligible know that I am probably not medicated

by Sickomonster April 12, 2023

defibulator

a device constructed of toliet paper roll and bounce sheets to filter out the weed smoke

yo pass me the defibulator so my moms cant smell the smoke!

by Stewie31 May 2, 2009

Panchito Deficiency

When you are lacking the Panchito in your life! Usually symptoms occur after not seeing Panchito for over a week sometimes sooner.

**Psychosocial symptoms:
•Guilty feelings.
•Shame.
•Irritability.
•Derealization.
•Ongoing feelings of nervousness.
•Agitation.
•Elevated levels of anxiety.
•Intense and excessive fear.

I am sorry I am being mouthy and mean to you, it's because of my Panchito Deficiency.

by Brittblay33 November 12, 2017

sports video deficiency

is the medical term used for the lack of one's experience in watching sports videos. The known symptoms of this deficiency are lack of knowledge of great sports plays, statistics or players' information. It can happen to anyone who doesn't watch enough sports channels on their television or log on to sports websites. ESPN.com has a cure for this diseases and it can be found at www.espn360.com.

NOTE: This deficiency must be taken seriously and those who have it should act towards a cure soon.

Ryan did not know about the 720 dunk, he definately has the sports video deficiency lately.

by CougarERod September 10, 2008

defin

(Def-in) adv.

1. Without a doubt

2. Oh for sure

3. Damn Straight

Jane: What could we possibly do to top a weekend of hiking and boulder
jumping?
Tom: Hey look, Watchung! Mechanical bull???
Jane: Defin!

by janegb June 17, 2007

defib

Short for defibrilator or defibrilation.
It is a word used by paramedics or doctors when they need to revive somebody using a shock.

Paramedic: The guy dosen't have a pulse! Charley, get a defib here now!!

by Nikko April 25, 2005

estimate deficit

not being able to guess, afraid to come up with a hunch, not willing to use a ballpark guesstimate, afraid to give a viewpoint in case it's not the perfect one, being uncomfortable with tentativeness.

A: How far is it to LA do you think?
B: I have no idea.
A: But what would you say?
B: I haven't a clue.
A: Would it be one mile?
B. I wouldn't know.
A: How about 20 light years.
B. Gee, there's no way of even imagining how far it is.

Individual B would have ED---estimate deficit

by California Gibb February 23, 2011