Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.

I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.

by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017

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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018

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custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

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A cunt (man or woman) from the land above the USA and below the North Pole. Often dressed in skinny jeans, black framed glasses and with a Tim Horton’s double pump latte with sprinkles on top.

Also a Mr. Steal Yo Girl.

Men with the name Matthew or women with the name Nicole, cannot be Cuntadians. They were not born with the cunt gene that makes up the DNA of a modern Cuntadian.

There are so many Cuntadians in Cuntanada.

by Manweblover May 6, 2018

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custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

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