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Clumpsing

Clumpsing or to clumps; The act of exposing to a friend's girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. Once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of Vagina (Vag) or Breasts (Norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by Captain Tim Clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.
A tale of Clumpsing: Joss is getting friendly with Leona. Joss's close friend of one week, Jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their Vag's and Norks. Leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. The cogs start to whir. Joss and Leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. Joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of Leona, to which she replies "I don't think i can trust you after seeing Tim.... err I mean Jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked"

JOSS HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY CLUMPSED!!!
by ivebeenclumpsed June 19, 2013
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Clumping in your farts
I have clumpy farts today Ted .
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Cumpanions

Two (or more) individuals who engage in sexual activities and hangout infrequently without defining it as a full-on relationship. See Friends with Benefits.
Dude 1:"yeah Sarah and I hook up a lot, I guess we are cumpanions."
Dude 2:"makes sense man, you guys hang out a decent amount."
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Clump

a group of niners that gather because they think there the shit. They also block the hallways ALL the time.
Guy: Wow check out that clump!
Guy 2: There blocking the fucking hallway!
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clump

A group of males and females having sex.
At the club there was a clump in the corner.
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Cumphlegm

The aftermath of sucking dick on the daily it's the build of of cum in the back of ones throat
Did you hear how bad she was coughing it's gotta be the cumphlegm
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Cumphlegm

She seems to have a bad cough, must be the result of cumphlegm.
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