The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!
You: 😬
You: 😬
by TheBotches April 04, 2021
During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
by skerpal November 09, 2019
When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
by Mr. RFH August 18, 2022
When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face
by NathanDew13 February 15, 2021
We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
by uptheassallthetime September 08, 2015
A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend
by The Agent Provocateur January 15, 2016