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Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
by Andy Borne August 9, 2004
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Crewski

(n) the tightest group of friends only in numbers of three the best friends; the most trustworthy and among the most amazing people you will ever meet.
Courtney, Emily, and Victoria are a crewski. You're jealous and they know it. Slogan: Crewski-when only the best will do.
by 1/3 of the crewski March 31, 2009
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croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.
Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.
by David P January 29, 2005
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the crow's toes

If you feel the need to say something is the "bee's knees" or "the dogs bollocks", it is much cooler to say it's "the cow's toes"... or at least it will be in ten years time!
It's the crow's toes
by SickLittleFox January 11, 2009
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crawsome

To be both equally crazy and awsome.
That bitch ass stunt u pulled was crawsome!!!
by I. Seiwey Ner February 10, 2008
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Fat juicy jiggly cows!

An expression that can be used for almost anything such as replacing a curse or so on. The word originated from the sheer boredom of what was happening at the time, but no one knows how it came about.
1) Fat juicy jiggly cows!
2) Oh my Fat juicy jiggly cows! The dogs have ran away!
3) Those are some fat juicy jiggly cows!
4) Fat juicy jiggly cows, it's hot outside!
5) You are such a fat juicy jiggly cow!

(you get the idea, I hope.)
by CoSmO//> September 25, 2006
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crocsex

sex with a croc.
"I put on my crocsuit and mangina hat."
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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