Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 9, 2015

Crotch Cot

Brief type underwear for which the crotch is kept secure.

Crotch cots can be boxer briefs, tighty whiteys, or thongs.

by lovenin November 19, 2010

lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011

vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.

When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!

by W Haycock November 5, 2013

Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.

Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.

by Bisland March 26, 2010

Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.

Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"

by Hank T June 14, 2009