dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
by spank master flex December 16, 2012
Get the Crotch frostingmug. This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.
by Toravon September 28, 2013
Get the grandpa crotchmug. by Oh Shit February 8, 2008
Get the Crotch Knucklesmug. Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Get the Crotch Tracksmug. A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.
"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
Get the crotch-kickermug. Herpes............ That is all.
by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011
Get the crotch cratersmug. by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011
Get the crotch soupmug.