Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.
The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.
by DarkRoses October 07, 2012
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crotch craters

Herpes............ That is all.
Herpes is crotch craters
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hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.
My hand crotch is hurting so bad!
by bombshell89 January 25, 2014
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crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.
Dude i ate that crotch soup up last night.
by wassuppthenn August 20, 2011
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Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.
I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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Crotch Knuckles

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.
I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles
by Oh Shit February 08, 2008
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Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.
The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
by Mebegebo October 22, 2012
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