by I put the T&A in Tax February 19, 2009
Get the Crotch Tingles mug.(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014
Get the Crotch Cuddle mug.Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.
Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.
by Susan Denime November 2, 2011
Get the Crotch pop mug.Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
Get the Crotch Crickets mug.A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.
Jeff: Is that swass I smell?
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
by kingpin202 November 24, 2009
Get the Crotch-boy mug.An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.
"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
Get the Crotch Wrench mug.by pitythefool8 April 14, 2015
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