hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

by bombshell89 January 24, 2014

crotch bone

a bone that is attached to the y part ''vagina'' on a womans body..

I was climbing a fence and fell and broke my crotch bone

by h¢k€d õ§ February 19, 2011

Dorito Crotch

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.

Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives

by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.

Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 28, 2013

Crotch Knuckles

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.

I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles

by Oh Shit February 8, 2008