Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted

“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

musical identity crisis

When a person can't decide on what to listen to so they end up jumping all over the place.

I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.

by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022

caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic

it's a caotic crisis out there

by fktdfhff September 15, 2022

e-crisis

existential online crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"

by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019