creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

Creamy

1: Something with a smooth texture and flavour
2: The nickname for a large black guy that randomly rants about how he hates BAVE or other such things.

Wow This yogurt sure is creamy.

Did you hear someone tried to sacrifice Creamy!?

by Weston September 17, 2005

Creamies

When a man cums but doesn’t orgasm.

Example: after a long tug session you cum but there was no climax / orgasm leading to disappointment and a sense of wasted time / no relief.

“That girl will only give you creamies.”
Meaning you having sex with her will likely end disappointment or just feel like going through the motions.

by Z1N1X November 26, 2024

creamy connor

Someone who is extremely down bad and jerks off several times a day (up to double digits in 24 hours). Common phrases include "mommy", "golden showers", "musty pussy", "____ squish me with your thighs", "down bad sniff noises", and "make d1 babies with me." When they get female validation they simp really hard. Produces loads of cream daily.

bro creamy connor jerked off 15 times the other day; creamy connor is so down bad; omg he's such a creamy connor i want him to be down bad for me

by ironteddy007 February 1, 2022

Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!

by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

creamy backwash

when you creampie someone's vagina and then suck it out, swishing it around your mouth to then spit it back inside their vagina.

"i gave my S.O a creamy backwash last night. she was disgusted with me"

by MC,shizzle October 15, 2023

Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009