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crab pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
by Crab cum person May 25, 2019
mugGet the crab pantsmug.

lurch crab

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.
Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.
by Snowbone July 28, 2009
mugGet the lurch crabmug.

crab box

case you can get by playing crab game with gay stuff inside;
jeff: i get a crab box let's open it

another jeff: wow you're lucky crab box are very cool
by Lucas le caribou January 28, 2022
mugGet the crab boxmug.

Crab Douche

Stop being such a crab douche
by Rictifyer January 2, 2011
mugGet the Crab Douchemug.

yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice
hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs
by hattricks March 24, 2012
mugGet the yard crabsmug.

crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.
Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.
by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010
mugGet the crab dinnermug.

crab cradle

female genitalia, referring specifically to the pubic hair region
The stripper's thong was so tight, the outline of her crab cradle was clearly visible.
by lexpez August 29, 2005
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