James Cordon’s Birthday

A national day which an amazing person was born on. A Harry Styles addict as well.

Me:“It’s James Cordon’s birthday !”
Everyone: “yuhhh get into it”

by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021

fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021

Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

Arselio Cordova

A dude with a big heart in a little body. He’s always there when you need him and will always offer a shoulder to cry on. He will go to the ends of the earth for you just because you ask him too. Everyone needs an Arselio in their life.

Girl: omg he’s such an Arselio Cordova he’s so cute I love him!

by Deeznuts42 November 22, 2021

Ivan Cordoves

A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.

I swear, the guy in this photo is such an Ivan Cordoves that he’s just irresistible!

by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021