Corey

If you ever have the chance to date a Corey, do NOT let go. Very understanding,at times crazy but in a humorous way.He hates cheese/ketchup.Makes you laugh,shows he cares more than anyone else ever will,and no matter how mad he makes you...you can never hate him because loving him is the best thing that can happen to you.A huge gamer.Admits his mistakes.It's the fact that he's so different that makes him want to change,yet people accept him because he couldn't possibly get any more perfect than the way he is today.

Go Get a Corey! bes.t decision. ever.

by watchmeshine December 7, 2011

conkey

A derogatory term for a Caucasian person and more specifically, an extremely pale, awkward, and assertively uncool white male whose typical dress consists of various Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts, short shorts, and white athletic shoes with tube socks. Can be used as a term of endearment between Caucasian males.

"Look at that conkey motherfucker putting ketchup on his sushi."

The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.

by onefaka December 14, 2010

Corkeh

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Corky Dick

A retarded person's penis.

Person A: "Did you see that retarded guy's dick?"

Person B: "Yeah - it was a corky dick."

by Big Dashiki & The M(H)J September 16, 2011

boo cockey

Exclamation: Usually yelled in an upper pitch to indicate one's current joy with the present situation...

I'm just so... So... (smiling) BOO COCKEY!!!

by RJ McHart September 13, 2010

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003

the dirty bobby corley

A slightly awkward boy who learned to jack off from his roommate william; now venturing into the world with a new sense of self-pleasure.

"Yea, doug had to pull a bobby corley to learn how to ejaculate."

by chevy3614 March 2, 2005