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Corporate Boob

The things and way a company spends or wastes it's money on things that does barely anything to contribute to the well-being of the company.

Like a pair of boobs on a girl. A pair of big boobs does nothing for the girl herself, but does wonders for everyone around.
Your company is spending so much money on Corporate boob, you get free dinners, parties. My company on the other hand has barely anything to squeeze.
by KCTM October 11, 2012
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corporate media

A term used by people (i.e., communists), who think that all corporations are evil, therefore news outlets which corporations own are untrustworthy. These people are usually so far to the left that they fail to notice that the mainstream media leans to the left. This is especially ironic, since it is this leftist, liberal bias which makes mainstream networks untrustworthy -- not its "corporate ownership."
"Amy Goodman likes to whine a lot about 'corporate media.'"
by Gahmuret October 15, 2006
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Corporatefucation

The obscene act of large corporations taking a perfectly nice building without any sort of consideration for the community or the general aesthetics (or lack thereof) of the whole and *fucating it with their logo.
The big neon Samsung box on the top of the old Mutual of Omaha Building in Los Angeles is a perfect example of corporatefucation, and so is the Chase ATM located in the once historical Brown Derby in Hollywood.
by bezalella September 5, 2011
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corporate baby men

A grown man in power or authority or one who achieves power or authority in a company usually via management, networking, or affiliation then begins to behave much like a spoil child or a high school bully. Nothing will make them grow up again until someone shoves their face in their own shit much like one has to do to train a cat or dog not to shit inside. Or until legal or HR catches up with their rampant bullshit and immature behavior.
Wow I'm sick of all these corporate baby men I wish anyone in this company had some balls or integrity.
by money beard May 9, 2018
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Media/corporate appointed voice

The voice of an entity that tries to speak for other people without anybody requesting to have a voice. Someone there to deprive everyone else of their own voice, but says they want to give everyone a voice by being their voice.
The girl wanted to be the voice of a neighborhood she wasn't even from, which was highly inflammatory to people who really were from there. They didn't feel like they needed a media/corporate appointed voice that wasn't their own.
by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021
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Corporate fascism

Dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, as well as strong regimentation of society and of the economy administered by corporations; Capitalism
Aww man, this corporate fascism just busted every union in my state. There goes my social security...
I was a free country once, until I took corporate fascism to the knee.
The setting of Cyberpunk 2077 is a dystopian civilization run under corporate fascism.
by Degetei September 14, 2020
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corporate goth

Person who dresses slightly more conservatively than a mall goth. Usually found in a corporate environment. Think black clothes and caked on makeup.
Astrid was sweating so much in the meeting her makeup was staining her corporate goth attire.
by Dennis O'Reilly May 25, 2006
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