Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.

John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.

by Kandelario July 26, 2009

clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010

Clickblock

When one person is about to click a link (or a like button etc.), and someone IM's them so that the IM box blocks them from clicking the link.

Dude, I was about to like something, and you clickblocked it. Nice timing.

by EKokoa March 9, 2011

clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.

you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker

by james.p. November 3, 2011

cotchblock

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.

#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.

by wimwiblin September 5, 2012

clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.

"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."

by t5kt5k May 27, 2013

corkblocker

Someone who gets in the way from drinking your wine

Shit, my kid is such a corkblocker

by Cafm90 September 14, 2016