cop talk

Cop Talk: An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer is using cop talk to convince the jury that his use of force was justified.

by Kirkury October 21, 2015

airsoft cop

A rented cop, security gaurd at the mall.

man that airsoft cop wouldn't let me skate here.

by Gary James January 16, 2007

camping cops

Camping cops are players often in roblox on a game called jailbreak when cops just wait around the bank,jewelry store,donut shop,gas station and even jail waiting for someone to come across them that they are able to arrest and get cash and in some cases bounty if you are a criminal or someone who is carrying a wepon,key card or has shot a cop . Or they can also camp by making sure you dont escape the jail by blocking nearly every exit.

Cop: Waits by jewelry store.
Criminal: gets inside the jewelry store after the glass is broken
Cop: Follows behind that criminal and arrest the criminal.
Criminal: NOOO!!! UHH CAMPER!!
Cop: RaGeR stupid nub get REKT!!!!!
Criminal: Smashes key board and leaves server .

Camping Cops

by Bruhishangellit2 October 24, 2017

cop dat

to get something
buy it (or steal it)
take something

so&so: Man, dat new Luda cd just came out. I'm bout ta cop dat shit!

so&so2: Hell yeah, me too.

by MsCrispy June 03, 2005

cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush

A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!

by OneFaller September 19, 2005

Cop Tap

When your driving down the freeway or road, and all the sudden someone in front of you or you tap on the brakes as soon as police lights are spotted.

Lol that guy in the mustang just cop tapped, but it was just an ambulance.

(driving down freeway) Oh man this is a good song (sees police lights) Oh shit! (Taps brakes) wait, never mind hes too busy pulling some other noob over.

by Aaron_768 March 15, 2007

cop blockers

Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.

Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.

by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006