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cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡
“my cooch itch
by dickssssss April 2, 2019
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cooch puff

A very fat vagina.
Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.
by luna brown November 22, 2011
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cooch muffler

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"
by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018
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Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
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fruity nuttsack cooch dip

the act of dipping yout nuttsack into a bowl of fruit punch and dipping them into her vagina
hey i did the "fruity nuttsack cooch dip" on my girl last night
by ramerbamer December 8, 2020
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cuddly cooch

This a puss that loves to get around, it craves cock.
Duddddddeeee Kelly has such a cuddly cooch.
by J&J cooch inc. May 14, 2016
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