Coach Golden

He has a good since of hummer and he is a great and and a great Christian and he if gets mad at the team he gets mad

Coach Golden has coached football for a long time

by Trainer Riebel September 19, 2021

Coach

Basically, just a god damn legend. More used like Mr Coach

Person 1:Look at that legend

Person 2: No he’s just Mr Coach the legend of the school.
Person 1: Yeah you right

by Lukasalegend December 19, 2021

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

OC coaching

A group of idiots who will suck the life out of talented football playing kids

That OC coaching is destroying our kids we should move them to another school before its too late

by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010

Bucket Coach

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.

Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*

by SO4 December 10, 2009

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015