Claire

When one is brunette on the outside, but blonde on the inside.

Girl #1: What an idiot!
Girl #2: She's totally a Claire.

by claired00d May 13, 2008

marie claire

1. slang for an unripe banana
2. commonly used for the equivalent to virgin mary in scientology.
3. bad ass
4. small

1.what happens when you open a banana and realize its a marie claire?
2.xenu concieved a child through marie claire
3.my goodness havvvvve you ever seeen such a honest marie claire?
4.mice are so marie claire that they fit into holes between rocks.

by babykiller December 22, 2007

Caird

Swedish motor car driving individual of ambiguous sexual orientation with delusions of grandeur and a seriously small wang.

From the Celtish “Cair” meaning he of the small implement.

Look at that guy in the Saab, what a caird.

by Chief75 May 3, 2005

Clairol Effect

Spreading of rumors, infections, truths and lies by telling at least two other people, based on the 1970's <?> advertising scheme.

Jeremy's friend: Amy's got such a fine ass.
Joey: But you've never even SEEN her ass! How do you know?
Jeremy's friend: DUDE!!! The way you two talk about her, how could I possiby NOT KNOW?!! You totally used the Clairol Effect on that story man!!!

by Hypo January 26, 2006

Claire

A spunky redhead who is dorky and weird. However, once you get to know her, you realize she's a smart bombshell. Even though she can be quite mean sometimes, she also has an a sweet innocent side, though she does have a dirty side. Likes to binge watch Disney movies and being chained up.

Claire. One second, you wanna snuggle up and make her yours, the next second, run away screaming.

by See-Jay November 20, 2016

Claire

Most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is to die for.

Don't you just love Claire... she is so hot

by Mhyde7 December 10, 2016

Anna Claire

kind Helpful Funny

If you have an Anna Claire then keep her while you can. She is helpful, kind, funny, and much more

by Addieeee October 27, 2018