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Church Game

Acting prim and proper to eventually get in a "nice" girls pants.
Tim sent a text to Miranda that he should be on his church game, because she was offended by the butt maked cell phone photo he sent her after knowing her for ten minutes.
by Mirvin January 15, 2008
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Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.
by anteater97 July 26, 2009
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fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015
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Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
by Budwudder March 7, 2015
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church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association
by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
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gabe church

A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.
That Gabe church kid is the most horny guy I've seen!
by Ndndndbf November 25, 2016
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church tag

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.
Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...
by Loud&Local December 25, 2016
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