Church Mission 

Ejaculating into the key hole of a traditional, old style church.

I went on a church mission last night. It was 2am, I couldn't sleep, I was bored. So I climbed out my bedroom window and edjaculated into the keyhole of the local parish.

Church Mission by Slugzandtings August 14, 2010

Church tongue 

When you eat out a demonic zombie nun inside a church whole she flicks her snake tongue and clasp her hands together.

"Dude, I totally caught church tongue last Easter."

Church tongue by DarkSide2033 March 24, 2016

Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.

-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.

Church boat by TheRunkkari27 August 19, 2017

church head 

A conservative christian who visits church regularly (as a pothead is to smoke pot regularly)

damn church heads

church head by yyu7 January 6, 2009

Church Ryan

A youth pastor for a Church that shows up at highschools and middleschools and stalks the students.

"Shit, its Church Ryan! Dylan, get lost or he's gonna try to talk to us too!"

Church Ryan by Andrew Mil July 16, 2008

church fan up 

an expression to let someone know you agree with them

Her: There no way a man should expect all that from a woman when he doesn't posses any of those qualities himself.

Her: Church fan up!

church fan up by tanyettasedit October 20, 2008

Church mouse 

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

Church mouse by Skorpious July 10, 2020