Cheese

Cheese, the best of foods, sent down to the earth by the Most High himself! Cheese comes in many varieties and all are delicious! Cheese is considered a miracle food. It is guaranteed to lift your spirits! Cheese can also be put on anything! There is nothing that can not be consumed without a side of cheese!
Also, if you ever walk into a store that does not have cheese for sale, it is considered your ethical dutie to shoot the owner through the heart.

Man! This cheese really made me feel better!

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

Cheese

Cheese is solid milk. The ice cube of dairy.

John: Boy, I'm thirsty. Can I have some milk?

Sarah: Would you like some cheese in that?

John: Uh... Yes, please.

by JamieExists July 6, 2021

Master Cheese or Cheese

Nickname given to someone who smiles or laughs a lot.

“Hey, Master Cheese!”
“Cheese, how’s it going?”
Master Cheese or Cheese Is the nickname of someone, so it replaces their name.

by RealnameMasterCheese January 4, 2022

cheesing

when you need pleasure so any man or woman fingers themself with a pizza roll

yo honey i'm cheesing in the bathroom!

by drummer888 April 10, 2009

cheesing

after you eat a whole bag of 1.29 cheetos you got the thick layers of cheese on your fingers begin to wipe the cheese on some unsuspecting victims back.

that nigga was cheesing me after he ate all them cheetos yo.

by Chris Sellitto January 7, 2008

cheeses

Cheese covered feces... in a box!

God: ... eating cheeses
Greg: Ah! How can you eat those things?
God: I am the Lord Almighty! I can eat any motherf***ing thing I want!

by My name is not Brian. That's for sure! November 11, 2006

cheesing

the act of getting high from cat urine.

Mason: So Joe....you wanna go cheese?

Joe: Hell yes I love cheesing! I wanna cheese until I poop myself!

Mason: Me too! I love to poop!

Joe: I'm gonna go cheese and then give your mom a stone cold stunner! 3:16!!!!!

by Joe Lattuca March 26, 2008