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Chav

Scum of the Earth which you will find in poor places.

Chav actually stands for Council House And Violent.
Person 1: Want to go McDonalds.

Person 2: Hmmm ok. Wait we'll probably get shanked by chavs.
by Leonidas12434 June 21, 2008
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Chavs

Your everyday, typical bawbag.You may find a chav graffitying AYT or YTG. Although they think they are little gangsters the Triads would have their eggrolls for lunch. They carry weapons as a means of self defense some of which can be easily obtained in a domestic household. A favourite weapon for the chavs would be the machete, although deadly the chavs pretend they are Jackie Chan and severely injure themselves (stupid assholes).
A typical chav has huge ears, a fucked up nose and are as smart as a... wait sorry i dont want to offend the mule.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
by Sati Singh January 10, 2005
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Chavs

Chavs are annoying rodents who usally bommard Croydon at 11.am for their regular mcdonalds with their 4 children-each child seems to be a different race.
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
chavs, croydon, primark, chains, mcdonalds, kfc, new addington, selsdon, poundland, 99p stores, argos, JD, thorton heath, purley, Sports world.
by xtrraaa besssstt 101 giirrl March 14, 2009
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Chav

Stands for Council House And Violence.
Chavs usually live of benefits, vary in all ages, common to have a chav family,wear plently of tacky jewellery, teenage mums, council houses, yobs, thugs, rip off designers such as burbery, swear 24/7..
Chav: Like me new f***** burbery cap? Got it for a fiver man.
by 0milly0 June 16, 2007
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Chav

The absolute scum of modern Britain. They wear fake burberry, baseball caps, hoodies, designer logos like Adidas and Lonsdale, and just cause trouble to innocent people who have done nothing wrong to them. Chavs usuallly isten to crappy music like G-Unit and 50 Cent and other shitty rap stuff. They have no education whatsoever and can't seem to understand anything intellectual.
Chav1: y0 did u wotch big brother last nite
Chav2: ye it woz wikkid m8
by Uumalius September 1, 2008
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Chav

This wonderful breed of human trash, are a form of degenerate bred by a liberal policy that has encouraged whole neighbourhoods of these morally bankrupt scumsuckers.

The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting.
Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent

The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license.

The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old.

They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow)
1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle"
2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries.
3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too!
4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on...

It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
Example: Any chav bloke on the Ramsden Estate in a hoodie rather than proper clothes.
by Gaz from orpington October 22, 2008
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Chavs

the word chav come from the abrevation

C.H.A.V = Council House Associated Virmin
oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.

chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
by sam January 29, 2005
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