Chopped

To get really intoxicated or high. Mainly the latter is better because some types of cannabis make you feel like you got Karate Chopped and you're knocked out.

Person 1: We were so chopped right now bro.
Person 2: Facts.

Person 1: Are you smacked right now bro?
Person 2: Nah I'm chopped son.

by KhemBoi November 12, 2017

Clapped

Related Terms: Stupid

Dumb

Someone who is stupid beyond belief and never ceases to amaze people how dumb they really are.

“She said Japan was in the Middle East, how clapped can you get?”

by Clappppped November 26, 2017

Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010

clapped

when yo nigga get some random shit whipped at his face

OH SHIT BITCH ASS NIGGA JUST GOT CLAPPED BY A SNOWBALL.

by boi_mayonaise March 23, 2017

dave chappelle

a very funny muslim comedian that hosts his own show called Chappelle's Show on comedy central

Dave Chappelle is the true king of comedy

by mayson May 22, 2007

Cheeks clapped

A term made popular by former prison inmate "Big Herc" to define male penetration into another male where the butt "cheeks" make a "clapping" sound.

Judge: You still have 20 more years.

Tekashi: Cardi B is also Nine Trey blood...

Big Herc: Boy sure gonna get his cheeks clapped now!

by BigBoss76 December 25, 2019

Chappers

Very often used amongst close friends when they know of an occasion when someone has toched their penis against that of another human. Also known as 'Crossing Swords' 'Chappers' is generally the result of a Chapped foreskin from excessive masturbation and/or rubbing against another man's throbbing member.

Hey guys - did you hear mike got caught embracing in Chappers last night with Tony?

by Biggy B Ghetto MC September 14, 2006