cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom September 2, 2017

kid cave

Synonym for vagina, ass, or mouth when referring to areas of the female anatomy where men release their sperm. Mainly used for when referring to the pussy.

I can't wait to fill your kid cave with baby gravy!

by Teddygrams254 February 21, 2015

Slime Cave

When one masturbates inside of a sleeping bag and covers the inside with ejaculate

My sleeping bag is a slime cave because my girlfriend couldn't come on the camping trip

by NugzTheNugLover November 12, 2012

Cave Baby

An extremely ugly girl that is disgusting and you don't even wana go near.

Hey dude your sisters friend is a cave baby.She has pimples all over her face and looks like a complete retard.

by noe one December 7, 2011

V caved

When female puts vagina on someones face
it is mostly used for a good time unless its a bad vagina

Oppisite for T bagged

Did you know you got v caved by her.

Man i want to be v caved so bad.

I only v caved you because i was dared.

by Curtiss Mow February 10, 2009

flooding the cave

the act of pissing in someones ass

thats gross you flooded the guys cave.

by KMarK November 12, 2003