Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.

Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.

by bigboy frank October 1, 2017

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

who made candles

Thore and Email made candles back in the early egyptian time. We have claimed this. We are homie hoppers till we die!

email and thore are the poeple who made candles!

by laoalsk March 30, 2022

Light candles

Another phrase for having sexual intercourse.

Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"

by Negative-#9801 January 14, 2023