calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

Capping (TM)

Capping (TM) is the act of putting a pencil eraser in the tip of the penis. Capping trademark is the property of Trixie and Katya.

“I’m Capping (TM)!” *bends hands down at the wrist*

by Stonedqueernerd92 January 19, 2021

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021

text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.

Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014