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bump uglies

Did you hear that Mike was bumping uglies with Kate behind the auditorium?

Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?
by Popand Lock October 3, 2012
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bump

London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump'
1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them
2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you
3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to
1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho
2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor!
3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£
: fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !
by Judge Fudge January 1, 2005
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butt bump

A hit of cocaine administered anally. See also bump
by matt August 24, 2003
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bump

by Jon LP September 23, 2003
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Tit-Bump

When a woman is running and her tits are so huge they smack her in the face! Funny to watch, but painful to eperience...
"Damn! OOOhhhh! That must have hurt! That bitch did a tit-bump!"
by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009
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speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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Speed bump

What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body
You: shoot what was that we drove over

Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....
by Missmoomoomoo July 7, 2019
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