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brown massacre

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.
by rockstarchris June 21, 2007
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gordon brown

Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.

(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)
Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?

Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.
by Bryan McPhail November 15, 2005
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Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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browning out

An expression used in the show It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia where you get very drunk but you can still remember a few suddle events.
Dude last night I was totally browning out.
by chea123_123 October 31, 2010
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Gordon Brown

Fat dickhead who's the prime minister of Britain who needs to be shot.
Hey, save some of Gordon Brown's flab for me!
by BigT 747 January 2, 2009
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Hot Brown

Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.
As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.
by Da Real Jesus February 21, 2009
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brown shirt

Soldiers in Hitler's storm trooper army, SA during the Nazi regime. They were called this because of the colored shirts they wore.
To call someone a brown shirt is to call them a Nazi soldier, usually hinting that they oppose human rights or freedom. This is a very serious insult, and in forums is used to Flame someone.
Hitler used many different forces to accomplish his goals when he rose to power. One of these forces were the SA, or Storm Troopers. The SA soldiers were called Brown Shirts.

"I don't like how that guy disagrees with my philosophy on <idea>. I'm going to call him a Brown Shirt so people associate him with Nazis, and his ideas are disregarded."
by Bigscarymonster November 21, 2006
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