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Broccoli Argument

The attempt during a debate to use a comparison between two weakly related items to make a point that any intelligent individual would immediately dismiss as laughable.
Jon used the broccoli argument to counter critics of abortion by saying: "Just to be on the safe side, don't masturbate anymore, you'll be committing genocide when you throw the tissue away"

Justice Antonin Scalia originated the broccoli argument while debating the Affordable Healthcare for America act: "Could you define the market — everybody has to buy food sooner or later, so you define the market as food, therefore, everybody is in the market; therefore, you can make people buy broccoli" -
by MadScribe September 4, 2012
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Broc

Broc is a savage a lot of the time. He is pretty hot and has some nasty scares too! All the girls want broc. He is very good with his words to make girls just fall in his arms. He is very good at sports with the exception to basketball.
All the girls say, "oh we just fall for that guy broc over there!"
by Savageboi73 June 28, 2017
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broccossa

This is a kind of vegetable that was used to substitute pizza when feeding animals and humans that don't want to have vegetable.
Let's feed the puppy some broccossa.
by Sweetbacondonut September 25, 2018
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BroccoliWagon

admin on Craftscade Network, has been around since near the start of Craftscade
“oh dude! BroccoliWagon just logged on!”
oh nice! I’m gonna say hi to the best admin!”
by stillonline69 December 24, 2019
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Broc

Broc is typically a boys name, and he is always inappropriate or disrespectful, some people say he's the type of person to be in a drama class in school, he has cousins with the names that start with a, d, and b. Lots of other cousins but those are the ones he hang outs with. Broc always smells like shit and is weird looking... almost inbred. Broc is the type of guy who likes girls with the letter m in there name but ends up dating girls with c in there name, also some brocs seem gay
Broc smells weird and is inbred
by Dogglover69 October 18, 2021
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Broccili boi

THIS MAN IS ADROABLE AND GREEN AND WILL PUNT YOU INTO THE GROUND
Broccili boi broke his bones AGAIN
by much good mha fan December 1, 2021
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beefy brocco boof

Dam baby, you got some beefy brocco boof
by T DePuy October 3, 2005
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