test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.

Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010

gods bra

the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy

God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra

by nuxov December 7, 2016

no bra month

every November is no bra month ladies !!!!!!!!

broooooooooooooo it's no bra month which means we get to torture some guys

by im.a.cute.bitch November 9, 2019

bra

a place where girls hide their boobs or make them bigger.....because they are sadly flat... :(

boyfriend:your boobs are to flat go put on a bra
girlfriend(you): fine.................. :(

by FUCK_THE_FUCK_OFF November 26, 2021

fair bra Tanya

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.

The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.

From The Maple Leaf Forever:

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...

by bitchuck September 15, 2024