test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.

Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010

National bra pic day

Who ever this is sent to must send a bra pic to the person who sent it

-send a bra pic
-no
-but it’s national bra pic day

by Jammmy John October 14, 2021

Tah bra

A word used by white trash aussie girls meaning "oh thank you.

Haha you did make the list, miss ya. "Tah bra"

by Rick mandall December 7, 2016

Bra slam.

Girls body slamming when only wearing bras. ._.

Chelsea- Omfg, gurl, lets like, bra slam.
Ashley- Lets do it gurl! Cause YOLO is our moto!

by Swag_Master_OG October 15, 2013

BRA

Boobie Retention Apparatus

Women use a bra to hold back the biddies!!

by Ranchcarpets April 5, 2024