When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"
Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."
Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."
by Red Killer January 9, 2016
Get the boyfriend credit mug.A distortion of the truth or flat out lie usually told by a boyfriend to keep the self esteem of the girlfriend or other chick friend unreasonably high.
Chet: No baby I love how high pitched your laugh is, it reminds me of how feminine you are.
Elizabeth: Awe thank you honey I love how good you make me feel.
(later that day)
Chet: Oh my god Billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying Elizabeth's laugh is.
Billy: Yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.
Chet: Oh I just gave a boyfriend answer.
Elizabeth: Awe thank you honey I love how good you make me feel.
(later that day)
Chet: Oh my god Billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying Elizabeth's laugh is.
Billy: Yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.
Chet: Oh I just gave a boyfriend answer.
by MCP72390 December 13, 2009
Get the Boyfriend Answer mug.Usually around the end of fall/beginning of winter, when the weather starts to get cold and all the sluts can't be half naked anymore. So, they try and find a guy because of how desperate they are so all of their friends can be jealous and they can continue being a slut with their boyfriend. Then when spring and summer begins, they drop their boyfriends and become whores again.
by fckshtstck October 26, 2011
Get the Boyfriend Season mug.When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).
*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.
*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.
Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."
Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."
Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."
by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009
Get the Boyfriend Protector mug.Shirt a girl wears that belong to her boyfriend and therefore most likely 10x larger than her body size. May also stink with sweat or possess an overpowering smell of cologne depending on her boyfriend's hygiene.
"나은 had been wearing that boyfriend shirt everywhere for 3 months now... to the bus, her workplace, and even to the mall. She should probably wash it already."
by 이태민 February 17, 2014
Get the boyfriend shirt mug.Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.
Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007
Get the Boyfriend Shmoyfriend mug.Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.
by Yo smitty May 12, 2008
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