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Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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upstairs bollocks

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks
by screechie July 4, 2010
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bollock yoghurt

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..
by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
by blender stan May 22, 2024
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Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks
by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019
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bollock yoghurt

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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