Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

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queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

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Unlike a regular bog, an electric bog goes bzzzt. The phrase “Electric Bog” is typically used as a substitute for words: often those similar to, or rhyming with “Bog”, however this is not always the case. Electric bogs are primarily found within online global chat rooms and are closely associated with any electrical sounds. Specifically “bzzzt”.

“We are the Electric Bog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

“Honey, I shrunk the Electric Bog”
“Friends call me Electric Bog Miser. Whatever I touch goes -bzzzt- in my clutch. Hah! I’m too much.”

by Oldgreyback January 17, 2024

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Bog

A mainly Essex/London term, meaning to stare at someone in a deceitful manner:

John keeps bogging at me.

by Jackboyuk April 5, 2023

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bumbum bog

A step above swamp ass; when the sweat and heat encompassing your nethers increases and completely consumes your bottom, the back of your pants, and the front of your pants.

Dude, I do not want to stand up. I have the worst case of bumbum bog . . .

by KoRyuugamine August 17, 2020

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Bogged

To have excessive cosmetic procedures and end up looking uncanny.

Originates from the Bogdanoff twins. Look up pictures of them and you will understand.

Yo have you seen Zac Efron lately?
No, why?
He bogged himself so badly he has to make up an entire story about breaking his jaw to pass it off.

by condom chewer October 28, 2022

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